Costumes For Santa’s Helpers
When I start my day at the North Pole, I have plenty of help planning how best to carry out our 2009 Christmas Eve Plan. I could not deliver millions of presents worldwide without all of you Santa’s helper costume fans partying feverishly in honor of all my helpers.
There would be no Christmas joy without all of Santa’s helpers doing the day to day tasks that are essential to keep Christmas Eve Operations on track. Help me pay tribute to the best helpers I could ever ask for!
Sexy Adult Christmas Costumes
Naughty or Nice Santa Bustier Adult Costume – Santa’s Favorite
I still can’t make up my mind if this pretty gal is naughty or nice. Maybe she’s both? Spice up Christmas this year with an Adult Christmas Costume. You can be a sultry , sexy elf or a hot, helper of Santa. This sexy, steaming, sultry Santa sizzler looks just like Mrs Claus did when she was young, Ho, Ho, Ho!
Santa’s Sweetie Red Adult Costume
These are 5 of my favorite sexy Christmas adult costumes. I consult with Hugh Hefner because he is like a naughty Santa Claus, Ho, Ho, Ho! I think he is almost as old as I am. He has lovely twin daughters. What! My head elf just told me those aren’t his daughters. Oh My! Between Hef and I, we pick our favorites for the year. These costumes are so hot that when the girls wear them, they melt the snow within a 6 foot radius of where they are standing.
Holiday Hottie (Green) Adult Costume
Green means “Go” this Christmas with this lovely Holiday Hottie Costume halter dress with matching hat. I have 50 girls dressed like this, 25 on each side, spaced 10 feet apart when I depart on Christmas Eve. The green glows at night brightly and reflects in the snow. The girls act as runway lights to help me see as I lift tons and tons of presents airborne with my reindeers and sleigh as I go up, up, and away!
Blue Christmas Present Adult Costume
My elves love the hot ladies and they could be easily distracted by this type of dress. If we had gals like this at the North Pole, sick days would quadruple and not much would get done in the way of work.
But, you boys and girls can enjoy these outfits now, only big boys and girls please. Ladies, a warning, please don’t wait up for me on Christmas Eve dressed like this. I am too busy working and Mrs Claus is more than enough woman for this old man to handle. So go to bed and put some warm PJs on to keep you warm.
Mrs. Claus Plus Adult Costume – Normal Day Wear
This is how my lovely bride looks when baking cookies or seeing me off to my workshop on those snowy, windy mornings at the North Pole. Mrs Claus always keeps the keys to Santa’s workshop in her cozy, small pocket on her delicately laced apron. I would lose those keys for sure if not for her.
Her red robe is so very comfortable and keeps her warm all day long as she runs errands. Now, if you are not quite as ample as Mrs Claus, you may need some padding, glasses, a wig and boots to complete the look. She and I are no spring chickens anymore I am afraid.
Mrs. Claus Dress Costume – Dinner Time
Mrs Claus is so busy during the day that by the time late afternoon rolls around, she can be covered in flour if she was baking cookies or dusty if she was cleaning. She is a hard working woman you know. This Santa’s Helper Costume is typically very close to what she would wear at dinner time as we chat about our day together.
She really loves the feel of rich, red velvet and a pretty silk apron with lace trim. The white faux fur trim makes her feel cozy and luxurious at the same time and puts a twinkle in Santa’s smile, don’t you know.
Velvet Mrs. Claus Plus Adult Costume – Formal Attire
Even Santa Claus has to go to formal events at the North Pole, especially as the holiday draws near. We have lots of dinners and award appreciation nights for all of Santa’s helpers. Mrs Claus really enjoys these events. I am pretty tired by the end of the day, but when you are Santa, you are expected to attend all festivities as the season swings into full gear.
This exquisite crafted red velveteen dress makes my Mrs feel like she is the belle of the ball. She loves the puffed shoulders and soft, white fur trim. By the way, like me, the Mrs does wear glasses for seeing. We are not as young as we used to be, in case you had not noticed. This charming ensemble makes her feel years younger however.
My workforce consists of many, many elves. One thing many people don’t know is that elves come in many sizes. They are not all little people. My elves at the North Pole are very hard and very loyal workers. They do their jobs happily and with joy in their hearts. No unions are required at the North Pole.
Your big, goofy and very funny Will Ferrell had us laughing and slapping our knees when we watched his comedy movie of life at the North Pole as an Elf. My belly shook like a bowlful of jelly as I heaved in laughter.
Deluxe Elf Adult Costume - Be One Of My Christmas Elves
To be an elf, you have to look like an elf. What do elves look like? They wear colorful clothes of green and red to go along with colorful personalities. Don’t forget the pointy stuff! They have pointy shoes, pointy ears, a bulbous nose, and a pointy hat.
I am not sure where the little elves come from. I suspect maybe space, most likely not in our galaxy. Long before I came to the North Pole, these little creatures were inhabitants of the Pole. They burrowed into the snow and ice. When I set up shop, they curiously came snooping around and I offered them jobs. Since there are not a lot of places to work on the North Pole, they gladly came to work for me, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Velvet Elf Child Costume – My Smallest Helpers
Everyone loves the little elves, especially me, Santa. Children and little dogs look adorable dressed up as an Elf. Heck, even my reindeers ask me every year to dress them up like elves. I keep explaining to them that there are no 300 pound elf costumes for reindeers. My reindeers can be so silly sometimes.
Elf Dog Costume – Santa’s Best Friend
Your child or your doggie can be my helper in spirit by wearing these adorable, cute Santa’s helper costumes.
Reindeer Suit Adult - Santa’s Pick For A Party Pleaser
My reindeers are the magic that gives me the gift of flight. Without them, I would be grounded and there would be no Christmas. This reindeer suit will put a smile on anyones face, especially the young ones. Great and so much fun for parties, plays, or parades, the costume is one of a kind and pays tribute to Santa’s reindeers.
Rudy Reindeer Mascot Adult Costume - Santa’s Favorite For The Big Christmas Parade
If you saw my reindeers, you would be amazed how big they really are. They have to lift a tremendous amount of weight and most of the time we fly very high and very fast, especially crossing the oceans. We have to make good time on Christmas Eve.
Mr. Snowman Adult Costume – Santa’s Favorite Party Pleaser
We get a lot of snow at the North Pole and of course, it is very, very cold. Snowmen thrive in this climate. They are pretty quiet and reserved, but we have lots of snowman who help Santa’s organization by cooking for the elves and serving piping hot chocolate during elf work rule breaks.
I have a tough time telling them apart because they all look the same. Frosty is in charge of all the snowman and keeps them all organized and working toward a common goal.
Snowman Suit Adult - Santa’s Favorite For Parade Or Party
Honor my snowmen in this “Pillsbury Dough Boy” type outfit with mascot head. It will delight all and is magical at Christmas parties and parades. Don’t forget the top hat, no respectable snowman would leave his home without it.
Santa’s Helpers History
Mrs Claus
Mrs Claus has been depicted since 1889 as a fairly heavy-set, white haired, elderly women who wears glasses like her husband, and is known for her kind and compassionate character. No one really knows her first name, but she has been called Mother Christmas and Mary Christmas, which may have been her maiden name.
She has been depicted for centuries and though she is in the shadow of Santa Claus, she is the quiet strength behind the man. Very protective of her husbands well being, her personality traits are usually seen as giving, caring, compassionate, kind, and patient.
She keeps Santa centered and focused since he can be prone to be unorganized, frantic, exuberant, and forgetful at times. Without her, you get the feeling Santa would be directionless, except for Christmas Eve, when Santa knows exactly what he has to do and is the master at carrying it out to perfection.
The Reindeers
The most famous reindeers in the world are Santa’s Reindeers, all 9 of them:
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer ,Vixen ,Comet ,Cupid ,Donner ,Blitzen ,and Rudolf (the red nose reindeer).
Donner, sometimes known as “Donder” as well, means Thunder in Dutch. “Blitzen” means Lightning in German. So, you have Thunder and Lightning, which we equate with pure power.
Flying reindeer are thought to be a product of long term exposure to fairy dust over years and years. The reindeers that Santa uses are special, they are like “top gun” reindeers. They are extremely swift and agile able to fly at incredible speeds and up to altitudes in excess of 50,000 feet.
Young reindeers do not fly until they are almost adults. They are taught by old, retired, and very wise former Santa Squadron reindeers in the fine art of flying. They are taught to put their heads down, so that their top antlers change angle and act like a wing in flight.
Their strong, muscular legs provide the necessary thrust needed to increase their speed rapidly on command. At approximately 80 knots, which takes less than 1/2 second to achieve, their heads lower and at precisely 100 knots, the reindeer all lift their heads slowly in unison to create lift and the miracle of flight. How do they know, well Santa has the reigns and he commands the rotation. Similar to a pilot pulling back on the stick, Santa commands the reindeers airborne.
Tilting their heads left or right on command from Santa causes the lower part of the antler to act as an Aileron does on an airplane and turn the reindeers left or right. The reindeers can not maneuver well at slow speeds, but they can accelerate to liftoff speed in 1 second and stop within a dime when landing on rooftops. They are magnificient creatures to behold.
Christmas Elves
Elves are the embodiment of Christmas. They love the holiday season and glow in the Spirit Of Christmas. Elves are always cheerful and never moody or sad. They have no reason to be, they live in the most magical place on Earth, the North Pole.
They love candy canes, hot chocoalte, cinnamin rolls, and sugar cookies. This may explain why they are never sad, because they are perpetually on a sugar high. It also may explain why they work so long and so hard to make Christmas a reality. Maybe it explains why their growth is stunted as well. Lucky for us, these little creatures of joy continuously build toys for the children at Christmas time.
Most elves are short people with high pitched voices, but what is not known, is how smart they are. Santa uses elves for planning, production, accounting, inventory, and research and development. These elves stay busy all year long.
Some say they were left here by an Alien civilization long ago. They do have a strong resemblance to Mr Spock and that would account for their pointy ears. They may, indded, be descendants of the Vulcan race.
Watch the video below to see how to act like an Elf at your next Christmas party or if you are looking for a way to be really strange at your job.
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